Misheard lyrics

English:

While reading a well known imageboard, a thread came up about misheard lyrics.

Immediately, I started wondering if that had ever happened to me, specially in spanish... Then, I remembered "Hey, wasn't there a show that did a sketch, just about mishearding lyrics?"... So without much further ado, I give to you, from the argentinian show "Todo X $2" (Translation: "Everything 2 pesos", as in a bargain shop): "No hay": 

Original:

Me pediste sobre y papel

Fotocopias del carnet

Y pediste una regla y un compas

Y una goma de borrar,

Y te digo

No, gomas, no hay...(X4)

Translation:

You requested an envelope and a paper

A copy of the ID

And you asked, for a ruler and a compass

And a rubber

And I say to you

No, there aren't any rubbers... (X4)

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Los saluda/ Goodbye from: su amigo/your friend Number Eight

Adieu!!